====================== Homestuck Act 1 The Recap =======================
EB: hi i'm john and it's my 13th birthday today, april 13th, 2009
John: i'm also a prankster (heheheh)
John: i'm gonna mess around with my sylladex for like 30 pages
John: i need my sburb beta client and server
John: the server is in my dad's car
TT: Grab it.
John: can't
TG: yo didnt you get a strife specibus for your birthday today
John: yea?
TG: you should use it to fight your dad
John: huh?
TG: to get your sburb beta client
John: ohhh, because my dad has it, right?
TG: exactly
TG: put a weapon in it
John: so like... this hammer?
TG: oh yea
TG: i just remembered youre gonna be stuck with that forever now
John: oh. well what if i like hammers? (heheheh)
John: hey TT i'm gonna go fight my dad
TT: What?
John: alright i have my client now
John: wait i feel like messing around with my sylladex again
John: oh hey TG gave me a cool bunny!
John: ok now connect to my sburb beta session TT
TT: I'm connected, I can now move things around in your house.
TT: I'm gonna expand your room.
TT: Now I'm gonna put a bunch of important things in the expanded
space.
John: oh yea make sure not to mess up my bathroom!
TT: Haha what are you talking about also John my house is on fire
John: what
John: there's a cyan blinking thing
TT: Put a clown in it.
John: now it's a cyan blinking thing with a clown face
John: that's scary
John: uh TT i see a meteor
John: i'm no meteorologist but it appears to be coming directly towards
my house
TT: My internet's down, hold on.
TT: Also, my name is Rose and I'm heading to my observatory to try to
get an internet connection so I can reconnect to John.
Rose: Alright, my internet's back.
John: hey rose! after messing around with the cyan cylinder the author
of this recap has neglected to mention, i made a... cyan apple!
Rose: Bite the apple.
John: rose the meteor is about to hit my house
Rose: Bite the apple.
John: ok!!!

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